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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://blogs.msdn.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>She typed in 'God damn clippy'</title><link>http://blogs.msdn.com/michkap/archive/2007/07/21/3995389.aspx</link><description>I had a friend complain to me the other day (the way that all folks who have friends working at Microsoft tend to do) about Clippy and how to turn him off in Office 2003. Now I have mentioned before that Clippy is off in the default install and has been</description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2.1 SP1 (Build: 61025.2)</generator><item><title>Clippy</title><link>http://blogs.msdn.com/michkap/archive/2007/07/21/3995389.aspx#4001830</link><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2007 23:29:59 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:4001830</guid><dc:creator>Tonys Microsoft Access Blog</dc:creator><description>&lt;P&gt;Amusing anecdote about our forgotten and not missed friend Clippy - She typed in 'God damn clippy'&lt;/P&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: She typed in 'God damn clippy'</title><link>http://blogs.msdn.com/michkap/archive/2007/07/21/3995389.aspx#4010716</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:10:18 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:4010716</guid><dc:creator>Helen DeWitt</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Might it be possible to run a survey on users' views of the opportunity cost of Clippy? Ever time I see this icon I think: blimey, the time and money spent on this could have been spent getting Word for Macintosh to handle Arabic! Presumably other users' rage is not simply the result of dislike for animated office products but of regret for things that would be actually useful that haven't been implemented. (It is not actually the presence of Clippy, but the absence of usable Arabic, that keeps me using Mellel -- which would be fine if Word did not in fact have more features for Japanese input.)&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: She typed in 'God damn clippy'</title><link>http://blogs.msdn.com/michkap/archive/2007/07/21/3995389.aspx#4011809</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 19:59:42 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:4011809</guid><dc:creator>Jenne</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I think I just used to type &amp;quot; Go away&amp;quot; to get the same result.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: She typed in 'God damn clippy'</title><link>http://blogs.msdn.com/michkap/archive/2007/07/21/3995389.aspx#4011938</link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 20:11:13 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:4011938</guid><dc:creator>Michael S. Kaplan</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Hello Helen, &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It is not really that simple, of course. We aren't talking about the same teams or even the same business units, let alone the same developers doing item #1 who could have done item #2 instead....&lt;/p&gt;
</description></item><item><title>re: She typed in 'God damn clippy'</title><link>http://blogs.msdn.com/michkap/archive/2007/07/21/3995389.aspx#4021841</link><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:12:36 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:4021841</guid><dc:creator>AljechinsCat</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Hello,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the german version of Clippy named &amp;quot;Karl Klammer&amp;quot; shows how to get rid of it when inserting the comment &amp;quot;Hau ab&amp;quot; (a rude form of saying &amp;quot;please leave&amp;quot;).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There&amp;#180;s rumour on Clippy&amp;#180;s return in future&amp;#180;s worlds. &amp;nbsp;Clippy&amp;#180;s text in the following cartoon can be translated as follows:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_new" href="http://www.heise.de/ct/schlagseite/06/10/gross.jpg"&gt;http://www.heise.de/ct/schlagseite/06/10/gross.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;Looks you would like to shoot a klingon&amp;#180;s spaceship.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; Do you need help?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Options:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; - I want help for activating the phaser gun.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; - I want to activate the phaser without help.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Escape&amp;gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Stephen’s Personal Blog » Blog Archive » Language Translation of Plurals</title><link>http://blogs.msdn.com/michkap/archive/2007/07/21/3995389.aspx#4028673</link><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 17:06:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:4028673</guid><dc:creator>Stephen’s Personal Blog  » Blog Archive   » Catching up on Michael Kaplan’s Blog</dc:creator><description>&lt;P&gt;PingBack from &lt;A href="http://stephensite.net/WordPressSS/?p=309" target=_new rel=nofollow&gt;http://stephensite.net/WordPressSS/?p=309&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description></item><item><title>The Stalker on Sunday « miladyinsanity</title><link>http://blogs.msdn.com/michkap/archive/2007/07/21/3995389.aspx#4119483</link><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2007 19:56:50 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:4119483</guid><dc:creator>The Stalker on Sunday « miladyinsanity</dc:creator><description>&lt;P&gt;PingBack from &lt;A href="http://miladyinsanity.wordpress.com/2007/07/29/the-stalker-on-sunday-12/" target=_new rel=nofollow&gt;http://miladyinsanity.wordpress.com/2007/07/29/the-stalker-on-sunday-12/&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description></item><item><title>"Expressions of negative Clippy feelings"</title><link>http://blogs.msdn.com/michkap/archive/2007/07/21/3995389.aspx#4122722</link><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:18:26 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:4122722</guid><dc:creator>&amp;quot;Expressions of negative Clippy feelings&amp;quot;</dc:creator><description>&lt;P&gt;PingBack from &lt;A href="http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/004740.html" target=_new rel=nofollow&gt;http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/004740.html&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description></item><item><title>I18N invective</title><link>http://blogs.msdn.com/michkap/archive/2007/07/21/3995389.aspx#4122771</link><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:20:50 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:4122771</guid><dc:creator>I18N invective</dc:creator><description>&lt;P&gt;PingBack from &lt;A href="http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/004749.html" target=_new rel=nofollow&gt;http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/004749.html&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>