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Performance evaluation euphemisms invading everyday speech (ironically)

There was a morning meeting event at which donuts were provided as an enticement. Someone commented on the food thus: "These donuts failed to meet expectations."

Peter Sagal remarked that the phrase "emerging to standard" has entered currency in his family as a euphemism for "substandard". (Opening panel round, final question, time code 1:20.) However, the proposal to replace "failed" with "deferred success" was ultimately defeated.

Published Monday, February 12, 2007 7:00 AM by oldnewthing
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# Donuts

Monday, February 12, 2007 10:40 AM by Nathan

Please share the brand.

I'm guessing the PNW doesn't have Krispy Kreme, those are more southern. Dunkin Donuts are more NE. Are Tim Hortons in the US ? (and are they on the west coast ? I thought they were more east-coast Canadian-ish...)

So yeah, where'd the bad donuts come from ? Those nasty grocery store donuts ? Entenmann's ?

# re: Performance evaluation euphemisms invading everyday speech (ironically)

Monday, February 12, 2007 11:49 AM by Gabe

I'm not sure what that time code 1:20 refers to. Is it supposed to be 10:20?

# re: Performance evaluation euphemisms invading everyday speech (ironically)

Monday, February 12, 2007 12:32 PM by Gary Williams

I hate the term deferred success. Deferred sucess suggests that a sucess is guarenteed to occur at some point and this is by no means certain!

# Donuts

Monday, February 12, 2007 1:07 PM by Max

Tim Horton's is Canada-wide, and has invaded a few of the states surrounding Ontario (ie, New York, Michigan, Ohio, and a few in various other North Eastern states.

List here: http://www.timhortons.com/en/join/franchise_us.html

# re: Performance evaluation euphemisms invading everyday speech (ironically)

Monday, February 12, 2007 1:19 PM by Mike

I've also heard a "problem" often be described as a "solution starting point" by a former colleague.

# re: Performance evaluation euphemisms invading everyday speech (ironically)

Monday, February 12, 2007 2:42 PM by AC

@Nathan

Krispy Kreme has indeed invaded the pacific northwest. And during my time at Microsoft it was common to have them every Friday.

I quickly became sick of them.

# re: Performance evaluation euphemisms invading everyday speech (ironically)

Monday, February 12, 2007 3:42 PM by pc

I'm laughing imagining the sentence "Deferred success is not an option."

# re: Performance evaluation euphemisms invading everyday speech (ironically)

Monday, February 12, 2007 5:42 PM by JamesNT

All this goes to prove something we have all known all along:

HR is evil.

James

# re: Performance evaluation euphemisms invading everyday speech (ironically)

Monday, February 12, 2007 10:43 PM by ::Wendy::

The BBC 'ultimately defeated' link,  was indeed ultimately defeated by a page not found error:  http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/england/suffolk/4724703.stm

Is Raymond suggesting that when something simply doesn't work we should call it a 'page not found' problem....  ...I like it!

# re: Performance evaluation euphemisms invading everyday speech (ironically)

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 12:17 AM by Josh Erickson

When you think about it, cooking is similar to programming. You take functions/foodstuffs, combine them together to get a program/cake.

# re: Performance evaluation euphemisms invading everyday speech (ironically)

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 11:16 AM by Tomer Chachamu

I am sick of those "deferred success" stories. There were a flurry of letters to the newspaper, all because of one crackpot teacher who couldn't even get the closest possible group (teacher's union conference) to agree with her.

# re: Performance evaluation euphemisms invading everyday speech (ironically)

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 6:27 PM by Cooney

> "emerging to standard" has entered currency in his family as a euphemism for "substandard"

Heh. I think I'd get more irritated by phrases like that than by whatever prompted them.

> When you think about it, cooking is similar to programming. You take functions/foodstuffs, combine them together to get a program/cake.

difference: if you add too much salt, the roast doesn't explode (usually).

# re: Performance evaluation euphemisms invading everyday speech (ironically)

Thursday, February 15, 2007 2:08 AM by James

This reminds me of the change a nearby university made a few years ago: scoring below the pass mark on an exam would no longer be referred to as a "fail", but as "pass deferred".

(At the other end of the scale, my own alma mater refers to fails as "you're no longer a student here", which seems a little harsh...)

# "ironically"

Thursday, February 15, 2007 10:58 PM by Leif Arne Storset

Sorry for being dense, but what is ironic about performance evaluation euphemisms invading everyday speech?

It's definitely funny though.

# re: Performance evaluation euphemisms invading everyday speech (ironically)

Monday, February 19, 2007 2:29 AM by Gabe

Leif, the irony is in how the figures of speech are used. In other words, when a student's report card indicates that he is "emerging to standard", it is not ironic. When I indicate that the beef at dinner is "emerging to standard", I am being ironic.

The mere fact that euphemisms are invading everyday speech is not in itself ironic.

# re: Performance evaluation euphemisms invading everyday speech (ironically)

Monday, February 19, 2007 2:37 AM by Leif Arne Storset

Gabe, thanks for the explanation.

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