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The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

This is the first of what might be a series of stories on the subject, So what happened on your first day at Microsoft? Some facts may have been altered to preserve the anonymity of the subject, but the essense is true. Our first storyteller is "Employee X":

At the end of my first day, I back out of my parking space and accidentally hit a Lexus parked behind me. Oh great, my first day at work, and I dent somebody's fancy car. I leave a note of apology on the windshield, with my name, email address, phone number, and a promise to pay for whatever repairs are necessary.

The next day, I come to work, and I have a new email message.

From Bill Gates.

Oh my God, I dented Bill Gates' car.

Fortunately, he said not to worry about it.

Bonus: Russell Ball shares a voicemail message left by a new employee on his second day.

Published Wednesday, September 26, 2007 7:00 AM by oldnewthing
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# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 10:09 AM by Brian LaPierre

BillG was probably impressed that the guy actually owned up to it instead of taking off.

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 10:16 AM by Kip

You mean Bill doesn't have his own parking space up front somewhere?

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 10:35 AM by andy

Kip: maybe he was in a meeting?

Or, maybe some other new employee stole his private parking space on the same day? ;-)

And, still the same day, somebody stole his limo so he had to rent a Lexus and therefore didn't care much about the damages since his Platina Hertz card, or whatever, takes care of such issues.

(Woho, build is completed... back to that console)

# Het zou je maar gebeuren: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 10:35 AM by Bart Wessels' Blog

Op de Old New Thing blog staat een leuke post…. This is the first of what might be a series of stories...

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 10:56 AM by Tom

I like how Russel tried to "anonymize" the voice mail recording, but titled it chasealarm.wav.  I hope Chase is an even better sport now that he's famous. :)

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 11:07 AM by Ollie

So Lexus has been around since about 1989 and BillG wouldn't be driving a car at any other MS site, so there must be about 100,000 possible suspects at the Redmond campus between 1989 and now.

Personally I reckon it was Raymond :)

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 11:25 AM by Brian Schkerke

Trying to figure out who did what when an article has been anonymized has a history of annoying Raymond. ;)

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 12:08 PM by Gabe

Unfortunately it's not clear what alarm has been set off. Is it the building's security alarm? How was it triggered? The story would have been so much better if we knew what got this hapless n00b into this predicament.

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 12:09 PM by Andrew

So I'm interested to hear who that was, if only for the reason that I'm pretty sure it didn't happen.

I was an intern at MS in the summer of 2004, and that exact story was told to us at orientation as part of the set of standard corporate "feel-good" videos.  As I was a graduating intern, I got to go to Gates' house at the end of the summer for a BBQ and Q&A.  While most of the other interns asked fairly boring questions like "where do you think software is going," etc, I retold that story to Bill and asked if it was true.  He said it was definitely *un*-true; and seemed to find it amusing that they were regaling new employees with it.  He did say that at one point he backed into someone else's car though.

[I worked with the subject of this story for many years. It's possible that over time, details have been embellished to the point where it isn't factually true any more. -Raymond]

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 12:14 PM by AJ

Bill drives a Lexus?  Seems a little modest for a man of his stature.  ;-)

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 12:34 PM by Dan McCarty

AJ: Bill's Friend, Warren, drives a Lincoln.  Your point is that rich people should drive more expensive cars than Lexi?

- - - - -

A great quote once from a WSJ article ("In Tough Times for CEOs, They Head to Warren Buffett's Table," by Monica Langley):

After paying $35 in cash for the two dinners, Mr. Buffett prepared to drive his fellow billionaire [Gates] back tot eh airport.  But his first new car in 10 years, a Lincoln Town Car whose license plate says "THRIFTY," wouldn't start.  Mr. Gates says despite their best efforts, neither he nor Mr. Buffett could unlock the steering wheel.  So the two richest men in the U.S. were stranded in the Gorat's parking lot, until the called a taxi to pick them up.

- - - - -

I had dinner once at that Gorat's a few years ago, just a few tables away from Mr. Gates and Mr. Buffett.  Their personal modesty is one thing that impressed me.

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 12:35 PM by John

A Lexus ought to be enough for anyone.

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 12:35 PM by John

A Lexus ought to be enough for anyone.

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 12:42 PM by Kamil Kisiel

A few years back when I was on an internship at a company here in the Vancouver, BC area we had to head down to Seattle for some field testing of a product. It was only my third day at work. We rented a car from the airport and drove down to Seattle, doing some testing along the way. Since we had a lot of work to do, we ended up staying up till around midnight. The next morning I was a bit groggy when were going to leave the motel. I was pulling out of the parking spot, and noticed the one next to me was free, so I swung out a little wide and.... slammed the front passenger side right in to a concrete pillar in the adjacent spot. I managed to rip up the fender pretty good, but fortunately the car was still drivable. The company had insurance so it wasn't a big deal and my coworker and my HR rep promised to keep it a secret but of course it wasn't long till the word got out and I was known as "the intern who crashed the car".

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 12:42 PM by Tom Kidd

I seem to recall that during whatever election year it was that Ross Perot first ran for president (1992 I think) it was revealed that he still drove a 1983 Chevy Nova. So, just because you're rich doesn't mean you drive the best car in the world - geeks in particular are known for having lackluster automobiles and preferring to spend their money elsewhere.

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 12:51 PM by Qian

Of course if he had dented Bill Gates' Porsche 959, he may not have been so forgiving. :)  I applaud his good sense in driving a Lexus.  Dollar for dollar, there's no better car.  But he is also a bit of a car guy as well.  I believe he has around a dozen or two fairly pricey automobiles?  Nothing like Jay Leno crazy, but nothing so thrifty as Warren Buffet either.  Still, I salute Bill for not getting into the super-yacht pissing match between Paul Allen and Larry Ellison and for not buying a 767 party plane like Brin and Page.  Instead, he has put his billions toward some very worthy causes.

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 2:02 PM by Feroze Daud

I also agree with the other commenter. This story was told to us in the orientation as part of a feelgood video, back in Jan'97.

[Well excuuuse me for telling a story you've already heard. If you want, you can apply for a refund. -Raymond]

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 3:41 PM by squidbot

Bill Gates driving a Lexus is correct, as of three months ago. I was driving to work one morning down the 520, looked at a Lexus SUV passing me in the carpool lane, and it was Bill and (I'm assuming) his kids. I thought that was pretty cool that the richest dad in the world drives his kids around :)

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 5:09 PM by JamesW

Maybe this story can be used to prove if this car was really owned by Bill Gates. :)

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/254148_theinsider02.html

# マイクロソフトでの初日

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 9:18 PM by 囚人のジレンマな日々

マイクロソフトでの初日

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Thursday, September 27, 2007 9:29 AM by Francis

This reminds me of a story from a company where I used to work.  One of the perks was that we could borrow the company cars for personal use as long as they weren't needed for business.  One day, one of my colleagues borrowed one and crashed it...and then it turned out that he didn't have a valid driving license!

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Thursday, September 27, 2007 12:36 PM by Vladimir

Are you sure the mail was really from Gates? It seems almost obvious to me that it was a prank mail from somebody who spotted the note on the car's windshield and took it away. Maybe it was the owner of the car himself, and he decided to let it pass but played a little joke instead.

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Thursday, September 27, 2007 11:30 PM by inwal.com

Ooooops. Was it real?

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Friday, September 28, 2007 3:42 AM by andrew

well, smells a good job of MS PR dept. "A saint BG driving his modest Lexus".

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Friday, September 28, 2007 12:52 PM by vexx_rus

hit them once more!! ))

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Saturday, September 29, 2007 1:50 PM by Dave

Poor guy lost his job over that fender-bender. He was in the marketing department and Bill figured that anyone that honest would never succeed there.

# What can happen to you on the first day at MS

Sunday, September 30, 2007 12:59 PM by Peter's Blog

I saw this post on Raymond Chen's blog. Since tomorrow is my first day at Microsoft I am 100% sure this...

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Tuesday, October 02, 2007 9:36 AM by darth valer

keeping it real fake - generosity of BG!

# re: The first day at Microsoft: A fender-bender

Tuesday, October 02, 2007 2:47 PM by AJ

Did you guys miss the winky after my post?  It was meant as a joke.  

However, I am sure Bill's Lexus is a lot nicer than mine.

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