The mystery of the garbage lady
Last year,
my good friend and colleague Sarah transfered from the Redmond offices
to
Microsoft UK
in Reading.
One of her most popular lunchtime stories is
the mystery of the garbage lady,
which she finally got around to posting on
her blog.
Some of my other favorite stories from her blog:
A colleague of mine experienced the phenomenon of clouded geography
in reverse.
He was temporarily assigned to Microsoft UK and while living there
had occasion to drive out to Wales.
He pulled out his handy road map and studied it:
"Okay, I need to take this highway west, over the mountain range,
and then take that exit, and then I'll be there."
He hopped in his car and started driving.
After a while he started getting nervous.
It was getting late, and he still hadn't reached the mountain range yet.
He started worrying that the people he was meeting at the destination
would be concerned when he failed to show up on time.
(I guess he picked up the British habit of worrying about other
people being worried.)
And then he saw the exit, and boom, he was at his destination.
Afterwards, he went back to the map to see what happened.
The first issue was one of scale.
His map was of all of Great Britain,
and he assumed that the scale of such a map was comparable to maps
of large areas of the United States.
A route that goes halfway across a large map,
say a map of the state of Washington,
will take a few hours to cover.
The UK is comparatively much more compact.
From Reading, you can get to the Welsh border in 90 minutes.
The second issue was one of geography.
What was notated on the map as a
mountain range
was, to someone more familiar with the mountains of western North America,
just a hill.