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You'd think this sort of disclaimer on children's modeling clay would not be necessary

"Molded results vary depending on child's age and level of skill."

Published Monday, November 17, 2008 7:00 AM by oldnewthing
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# re: You'd think this sort of disclaimer on children's modeling clay would not be necessary

Monday, November 17, 2008 11:42 AM by Maurits

-- Warnings --

   ...

   Nontoxic.

(Darn.)

# re: You'd think this sort of disclaimer on children's modeling clay would not be necessary

Monday, November 17, 2008 11:51 AM by Nick Fitzsimons

I note that under the section headed "Warnings" it states "Nontoxic".

I suppose that's a useful warning for parents who prefer their children to have toxic play materials :-)

# re: You'd think this sort of disclaimer on children's modeling clay would not be necessary

Monday, November 17, 2008 1:19 PM by mikeb

Oh - I can see some parents get upset enough to sue when Junior goes to make something that looks like:

http://images.hasbro.com/playdoh/images/teachers_activities-1.jpg

and ends up crying because he best he can do is come up with a greenish-gray blob that looks more like:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/222/491406102_547cdfa2b0.jpg

Don't forget, these warnings are tailored for the lawsuit-happy US market.

# re: You'd think this sort of disclaimer on children's modeling clay would not be necessary

Monday, November 17, 2008 1:32 PM by more funny

"Fun to play with, but not to eat." <- even more funny.

# re: You'd think this sort of disclaimer on children's modeling clay would not be necessary

Monday, November 17, 2008 4:13 PM by porter

>> Oh - I can see some parents get upset enough to sue when Junior.....

Exactly the same disclaimer should be attached to parenthood.

# re: You'd think this sort of disclaimer on children's modeling clay would not be necessary

Tuesday, November 18, 2008 1:08 AM by Lev

So if a kid eats it, he won't die because it's nontoxic, but it still won't be fun?

# re: You'd think this sort of disclaimer on children's modeling clay would not be necessary

Tuesday, November 18, 2008 1:33 AM by Worf

I think the thing that should go under Warnings is... "Made in China".

Then maybe it explains everything else.

# re: You'd think this sort of disclaimer on children's modeling clay would not be necessary

Tuesday, November 18, 2008 4:20 AM by Waage

Shouldn't there be a label on the Visual Studio package then stating

"Programmed results vary depending on programmer's education and level of skill."

# re: You'd think this sort of disclaimer on children's modeling clay would not be necessary

Tuesday, November 18, 2008 8:48 AM by emb

- *Product* and colors may vary

Isn't this the ultimate get out clause?  Basically they can send you anything they like!

E

# re: You'd think this sort of disclaimer on children's modeling clay would not be necessary

Tuesday, November 18, 2008 9:23 AM by Clarence Odbody

"Isn't this the ultimate get out clause?  Basically they can send you anything they like!"

Sure, but only if the results still vary with age and skill.

# re: You'd think this sort of disclaimer on children's modeling clay would not be necessary

Tuesday, November 18, 2008 11:35 AM by eff Five

Yes Raymond one would expect that the disclaimer should not be necessary. That said if you look at the packaging though a three-year-old’s eyes you would fully expect to get that purple thing when they get the product home. Too bad most three-year olds gloss over the disclaimer when they’re shopping online.

This is a good example that fixing a badly set expectation is always harder than setting it correctly the first go around.

By the way I’m still waiting for mech-suit that must have been missing from my box.

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/vs2008/products/bb332392.aspx

Also I really think at this product needed some disclaimers. Especially since the one it had wasn’t really that great. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

# re: You'd think this sort of disclaimer on children's modeling clay would not be necessary

Wednesday, November 19, 2008 1:13 AM by Worf

@eff Five: Mech suit? I'm still trying to figure out how to defy gravity effortlessly with Windows XP. I've gone through al the help, but nit doesn't say anything about flying.

OTOH, some of the money spent on Visual Studio could've gotten you a nice Master Chief suit, alas, unpowered (but officially licensed).

# re: You'd think this sort of disclaimer on children's modeling clay would not be necessary

Wednesday, November 19, 2008 1:14 AM by Worf

@eff Five: Mech suit? I'm still trying to figure out how to defy gravity effortlessly with Windows XP. I've gone through all the help, but it doesn't say anything about flying.

OTOH, some of the money spent on Visual Studio could've gotten you a nice Master Chief suit, alas, unpowered (but officially licensed).

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