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How to tell when your patent has been approved

The junk mail comes in.
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I reorganized your kitchen for you, sweetie

Everything was in the wrong place.
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The day the coffee machine exploded

The garbage receptacle overflowed.
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Microspeak: Net out

Formerly known as "result."
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If aluminum pull tab redemption is a rumor, what happens to all the tabs?

They just get recycled normally, or maybe the amass in somebody's garage.
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Please, sir take a seat, sit anywhere you like, but oh, no, not there, rats

Where does Bill Gates sit? Anywhere he wants.
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Viral video: Pianotrappan

And in Swedish, even.
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You always hurt the things you love

Because you love them.
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