http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2003/09/12/54907.aspxWhimsical bug reports show up every so often to lighten the mood.en-USCommunityServer 2.1 SP1 (Build: 61025.2)http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2003/09/12/54907.aspx#54908Sat, 13 Sep 2003 09:18:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:54908Mike DunnWhen I was on the NAV team at Symantec, circa 1997, it was a couple months before the ship date and the team wanted shirts. The team shirt was something we really looked forward to, and of course we *had* to have cooler shirts than the NU guys on the other side of the floor. So anyway, it was getting kinda late in the project and still no shirts, so one of the dev guys entered a bug like this: Defect #: 1234 Severity: 1, high, showstopper Bug: Missing T-shirts The team and our managers got a kick out of it, but the product manager at the time wasn't as receptive to the morale boost that comes along with tchatchkies, and she set the bug to: Status: Postponed This kinda ticked us off, but hey, we tried. So, next year, the same thing happens. This time, I take the initiative and enter this bug: Defect #: 5678 Severity: 1, high, showstopper Bug: Missing T-shirts Note: May be related to bug #1234 Again, we got a laugh out of it, and I think that time we actually got shirts, although as I recall my bug got Postponed too (grr, silly PMs).http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2003/09/12/54907.aspx#54909Sat, 13 Sep 2003 22:55:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:54909Kelli ZielinskiI think that if we tried to file one of those in our database, someone would probably chew us out. :: sigh :: I want to file a fun bug... Perhaps, "Too many children playing in hallways during work hours." Or "building 9 cafeteria looks like a daycare." http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2003/09/12/54907.aspx#54910Sat, 13 Sep 2003 23:13:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:54910quantaWhoa, I was visiting the MS campus the other week, I was wondering why the milk was so @*#&$! hard to open...and what's with people leaving half-finished cartons of chocolate milk in the coolers?http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2003/09/12/54907.aspx#54911Mon, 15 Sep 2003 02:22:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:54911Garrett FitzgeraldRe: half-finished chocolate milk cartons: I think those are from the amateur mocha makers.http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2003/09/12/54907.aspx#54912Mon, 15 Sep 2003 02:58:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:54912J.P.Yeah, most people put chocolate milk in coffee rather than regular milk. However, some people put the leftover milk back in the cooler rather than the refridgerator. (kind of annoying, but oh well)http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2003/09/12/54907.aspx#54913Mon, 15 Sep 2003 03:07:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:54913J.P.Yeah, most people put chocolate milk in coffee rather than regular milk. However, some people put the leftover milk back in the cooler rather than the refridgerator. (kind of annoying, but oh well)http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2003/09/12/54907.aspx#54914Mon, 15 Sep 2003 09:51:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:54914AakashI had no idea this bug (which I opened for a lark) would garner so much attention. I guess we ARE all geeks.http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2003/09/12/54907.aspx#54915Mon, 15 Sep 2003 23:40:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:54915Kelli ZielinskiWe're reading Raymond's blog, Aakash. I think that qualifies us for geeks. That drives me *nuts* when people leave them open in the fridge. If you don't want the whole thing for your coffee, then just DRINK the darn thing. It's not going to kill anyone to drink some chocolate milk (well, unless they're allergic to chocolate, but at that point, I'd question them putting it in their coffee anyway). http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2003/09/12/54907.aspx#54916Thu, 11 Dec 2003 00:45:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:54916davidhey people cheer up u may be geeks but know i am popular and cool unlike u so there's something 4 u to live up 2!:)http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2003/09/12/54907.aspx#158084Thu, 17 Jun 2004 15:02:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:158084TrackBackJErm Rebirth » Whimsical Bug Reporthttp://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2003/09/12/54907.aspx#159389Fri, 18 Jun 2004 16:48:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:159389Raymond ChenCommenting on this bug has been closed.http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2003/09/12/54907.aspx#185509Fri, 16 Jul 2004 21:26:00 GMT91d46819-8472-40ad-a661-2c78acb4018c:185509Joe White's Blog