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Date: 11/01/2015

TechEd Live! Big fan of running these conferences to live streaming audiences…Don’t miss out! Don’t...

Date: 05/09/2014

I often talk about the effects of lost productivity to my team and co-workers. I recently stumbled...

Date: 05/07/2014

Our data platform has over 600 petabytes of data. The data mining team that I work with has 1/6 of...

Date: 05/22/2013

This is a follow-up to the blog entry from Jasper Jugan. This is a modification to the script to...

Date: 04/29/2008

And I really do mean fortunate. On March 10th I am to embark in five weeks of some of the toughest...

Date: 02/29/2008

Not much to say. I have been angry that he has not returned my emails. Sorry Ken. Ken Henderson...

Date: 02/25/2008

I use this when I need to join two fields. One has a date, the other has a time.   IF EXISTS...

Date: 11/18/2007

So here is my 2nd favorite new gadget on my Windows Mobile device. With the 3G network speed and my...

Date: 10/26/2007

I have really started to like my Samsung Blackjack running Windows Mobile lately. I am going to...

Date: 10/25/2007

Nothing else to be said. GOOCH

Date: 09/25/2007

This function returns an integer of the hour of the year passed as a variable. IF EXISTS (SELECT *...

Date: 09/25/2007

This function returns an integer of the hour of the month passed as a variable. IF EXISTS (SELECT *...

Date: 09/25/2007

This function returns an integer of the number of days in the half year.   IF EXISTS (SELECT *...

Date: 09/24/2007

I would have to say that one of my favorite new utilities that shipped with SQL Server 2005 has been...

Date: 09/03/2007

These tables can be used for testing various data types of SQL Server. You can extend as needed. SET...

Date: 08/25/2007

Here is a view that contains column information. This is useful if you need to create a DDL...

Date: 08/24/2007

Here is the link. https://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx/kb/939537 Here are the fixes in this...

Date: 08/22/2007

This script will generate tsql code to bcp and bulk load data for all tables in a given DB. SET...

Date: 08/10/2007

I was got to Hoboken, no path trains, so I waited for a bus. That got me to downtown, so I waited...

Date: 08/08/2007

This about sums it up! The integration of CA's ERwin® Data Modeler with Microsoft's Visual Studio...

Date: 08/06/2007

This function will return the date name for a given date time. 1: USE [DW_SharedDimensions]; 2: GO...

Date: 08/01/2007

Here it is...the July CTP for SQL Server 2008. I was going to start the download tonight and install...

Date: 07/31/2007

This function will return a datetime for a numeric value. This is using the 1900 date system, the...

Date: 07/31/2007

Technorati Tags: SQL Server, SQL, Function, Intellectually Constipated This function will return a...

Date: 07/31/2007

Technorati Tags: business intelligence, data mining, gooch, sql server, toons a day in the life of a...

Date: 07/11/2007

So in Part II of this article I had created a View so that I could then create an index on this view...

Date: 12/18/2006

I have now started the process of evaluating the other possible ways of executing the query. These...

Date: 12/15/2006

I am calling this Part I because I know I still have some more details to discover about something I...

Date: 12/11/2006

Today we anounced Visual Studio 2005 Team Edition for Database Professionals "Visual Studio Team...

Date: 05/31/2006

tech·nol·o·geist [ tek nólləgst ] (plural tech·nol·o·geists) noun Definition: 1. method of applying...

Date: 05/23/2006

Even though it is a great time to be a technologeist, this list is the reason why I am IC, with no...

Date: 05/23/2006

After getting a taste of the things to come in Windows Vista, by loading IE7 and the new Windows...

Date: 05/22/2006

First I want to thank everyone who attended the Colorado PASS Camp 2006 in Denver and my session...

Date: 05/19/2006

I think that title says it all. The tool is still in beta and needs to be sharpened up a little, but...

Date: 05/18/2006

Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the...

Date: 05/15/2006

i have posted an article on developer.com about my take on the pdc this year. i just recorded...

Date: 10/07/2005

now for the final step we just need to add our snippet and add our replacements that we defined in...

Date: 10/07/2005

the schema for the code snippet format is well documented and easy to read. I have put a copy here,...

Date: 09/30/2005

[cricket.mp3 - repeat for 9 months] yes, i had good intentions…anyway… so here we are getting very...

Date: 09/28/2005

this is the first post of what i intend on being a daily brain drain in order to free up some space...

Date: 12/15/2004