Classy & Easy Thank You Notes

If you are truly lazy, but still want to show your gratitude, you can always do what I do.  Instead of spending all that precious mental energy composing a thank-you note, just fill out a handy form!  Everybody wins: you don't have to stress your imagination thinking of polite-but-not-strained things to say, and they get the bona fide social nicety of a thank-you card.

I honestly have no idea why more people don't do this.  I could make millions just printing and selling these gems, I swear.  If there's enough interest, maybe I'll make a Media Center add-in that lets you send them from your couch, using just your remote control!

(for the slow-witted: this is humor, so don't blame me if you actually do this to someone who would not think it funny)