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I think I’ve read that one. By Haldeman, right?
Would somebody please turn on the Large Hadron Collider so we can just end the debate? One way or another? Srsly? It might solve some other problems, too. *snicker* In short, a new paper says that the reports of the probable demise of black holes created Read More...
Posted 28 January 09 03:09 by reedme | 0 Comments   
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Sybase loves AdventureWorks2008?
A SQL Ranger friend of mine in the UK gave me the heads up to this yesterday. (Thanks, Ben!!) Apparently, back in December 2008, Sybase ported some of our samples to SQL Anywhere. Needless to say, I’ve got mixed feelings about Sybase porting AdventureWorks Read More...
Posted 22 January 09 08:24 by reedme | 5 Comments   
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Thank you, Captain Obvious! (@ NASA this time.)
If there’s not already a medal for stating the obvious, I should start a foundation to present one. Why should the Darwin Awards have all the fun? There is "something new and interesting going on in the universe," said Alan Kogut of NASA's Goddard Read More...
Posted 08 January 09 08:30 by reedme | 3 Comments   
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We are sooo doomed as a species.
I bump into people now and then, even up here in the near orbit of Redmond, who either don’t have an email address or don’t check it regularly. Being a hyper-connected person (my man-portable gadgets radiate enough EM to keep me warm in the winter), these Read More...
Posted 17 December 08 08:41 by reedme | 1 Comments   
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Mail Goggles? Really? Is it April Fools’ again already?
It’s funny enough that it pretty much speaks for itself… "It will check that you're really sure you want to send that late night Friday email," Perlow wrote. "And what better way to check than by making you solve a few simple math problems Read More...
Posted 07 October 08 03:42 by reedme | 1 Comments   
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You're doing it wrong!
I always hear Randall's comic voice in my head now shouting "You're doing it wrong!" when I see things like this: "This is believed to be the first reported case of a space station computer getting a virus, but a Nasa spokesman said there had been previous Read More...
Posted 27 August 08 11:25 by reedme | 1 Comments   
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It's hard to tell.
Are we supposed to take them seriously? "There's a limited supply of hadrons in the universe. Do we just want to go around destroying them? What if we run out? What if the hadrons can feel pain? Will we look back at this hundreds of years from now Read More...
Posted 12 August 08 05:01 by reedme | 4 Comments   
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Nearly 7 billion witnesses, and nobody saw nuthin'...
Wow. We all need to look UP once in a while, people. "Anyone who went outside that night and looked towards the constellation of Puppis would have seen it," Saxton says. The Exploding Star That Everyone Missed (SPACE.com) Maybe everybody saw Read More...
Posted 05 August 08 02:46 by reedme | 1 Comments   
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Gender neutral code? Srsly?
Admittedly being from Mars, my reaction to the this little piece is predictable... I won't bore you with my witty repartee (yes, that's a redundant phrase) involving Emma, my code and a kitchen. (Yes, I'm pretty much overdue for sensitivity training, Read More...
Posted 30 June 08 04:18 by reedme | 1 Comments   
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Got milk? How many gallons will it take?
It's almost like something you'd read about in The Onion: Mahoney says no charges have been filed but both lanes of traffic remain closed while authorities remove the cookies.   14 tons of spilled Oreo cookies snarl Ill. traffic (breitbart.com) In Read More...
Posted 19 May 08 07:06 by reedme | 1 Comments   
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