Programs to Run

I haven't posted anything "fun" for a while.  Here's another of my little parody songs.

Based on Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun"

Programs to Run

My friend the program lead
Can't even code in VB
I can't afford his bloat
So I'm stuck here fixing his tree

I don't have profile runs
I don't have diddly squat
I just wish they had a goal
It's not like I ask a lot

CHORUS:

I've got programs to run
Gotta tell everyone
To speed them up

I'm gonna tell them that:

I've got no-one to blame
for every function that's lame
I'll speed it up

I've got a crummy test
It don't help near enough
To find the things it takes
To fix these these bugs they're so tough

Every time I turn around
The space goes up, the speed is down
Surely if they only knew
They wouldn't act the way they do?
I think I'm going crazy too!

CHORUS

Don't have no testing suite
But I'm still the king of speed
You've got to ship worldwide, but baby
I'm the one with goals to meet

Every time I turn around
The space goes up, the speed is down
Surely if they only knew
They wouldn't act the way they do?
I think I'm going crazy too!

CHORUS

I've got programs to run
Got my profiler set
So I can rock on