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Happy Release Year 2005

saurabhv — Mon, 03 Jan 2005 19:42:00 GMT

Happy New Year to Everybody, 2005 comes with loads of Holidays and tons of work.
!! ENJOY BOTH !!

May this new year gives you.....

Independence of Java
Power of UNIX
Popularity of Windows
Extensibility of J2EE
Luxury of .Net
Efficiency of C
Ease of VB
Robustness of Oracle
Vision of UML
Simplicity of HTML
Style of Mac
Dexterity of Photoshop
Enormity of 3D Max
Vastness of Internet
Compactness of JPG
Richness of BMP
Coverage as Yahoo
Reach of Google
Prudence of Froogle
Security of Norton & McAfee
Intelligence of Unreal
Realism of Max Payne
Speed of NFS
Fun of RoadRash
Intelligence of Chessmaster

And the goodness of all software
that comes for free
for Ctrl+C - Ctrl+V Professionals

more to come.....

Humour of the weekend

saurabhv — Mon, 29 Nov 2004 18:57:00 GMT

Scenario: Two friends preparing to leave for a party (i.e. Ajay & Ankur) They both are getting late.

Ankur - Ajay !! Be Fast.
Ajay - Oh.. I thought it was C# :)
Ankur - You didn't got ready yet?

Nothing more to mention, both are C# developers and we can clearly see how IT is integrating in daily life.

More incidents from the readers are invited?

An insect falls into a mug of beer...

saurabhv — Wed, 17 Nov 2004 22:54:00 GMT

Today, I came across something interesting.

Event : An insect falls into a mug of beer...

Reactions:
Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out.
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Japanese: Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free
Indian: Didn't drink the beer.

Updates took from the comments:

Canadian: Just drinks the beer eh....ya Hoser! [Credits Rob]
Scotsman: Drinks beer, throws soggy arthropod at Sassenach :-) [Credits Scott Galloway]
Italian: He try to exchange his beer with a german telling him it is a new flavour. [Credits Di .NET e di altre amenita']
Irishman: Takes the insect out and tells it to "Spit it out!" - then drinks the beer. [Credits ShaneO]
Lithuanian: Drinks half of the bear, then complains to the bartender and demands new one for free [Credits Romualdas]

:) coursety friends...