Tuesday, June 29, 2004 5:22 AM
by
Shawn L. Morrissey
Soylent Green in Amsterdam
So, I think I’ve discovered something weird here. As far as I can tell, there are no ugly or overweight people here in Amsterdam. It’s kinda weird – it looks like a living, walking, talking Nordstrom catalog here. Everyone smiles. The guys all look like rock stars, and the women are stunningly beautiful. They must turn the less-than-perfects into Soylent Green Protein Bars or something… Maybe they turn them into Tulip food…