I've switched to Linux, and it's never been so easy!
I've had enough! This weekend, I've finally made the switch, and I'm now one of the many thousands of satisfied Linux users. I know I shouldn't say this so frankly -- and I won't apologize for this -- but the other crap can stay on the shelves for good! My only regret is not having switched sooner! Right now, my machine is doing its cycles with Linux, and it's never been so easy and less troublesome in my life. No more sitting in sweaty shirts trying to figure things out! Mine will be fresh and clean with Linux! I'm doing all my laundry with it!
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