Geek In Disguise

Let Dilbert write about White House meetings?

After hearing that George Tenet has written that there was never, a serious discussion leading to Iraq War in a book President Bush called all of his left over confidants for a meeting. Here are the notes from that meeting:

George Bush: How can he do that to our administration? Good part that, he still likes me. What you think Condi?

Condi: Yes, Mr. President, we should call Alberto Gonzales and ask him, which US attorney will be ready to file law suite against George Tenet and recall US Medal of Freedom. First attorney who says no, we will have Alberto fire him and then first attorney that says yes, we will replace Alberto with him.

George Bush; That is good one Condi, you are always thinking ahead we kill two birds with one stone. Get rid of Alberto, recover Medal Freedom and go on to doing business like we always do.

Condi: No Sir, I will kill four birds with one stone, besides getting rid of Alberto, recovering Medal of Freedom, I will also get rid of Patrick J. Fitzgerald and promote Hariet Meir.

Cheney: That is so good Condi. Now, can you arrange for George Tenet and my Turkey hunting tour to a Texas ranch, where I can do the job or may be this time I should take him to TURKEY country and let someone else take care of him, so that he is silent for rest of his life. Last time, I took care of someone when he saw me kissing her; he has yet to tell someone.

Karl Rove: Mr. President, I am not feeling so well after all the money we were getting from Abram is drying up, all other places Democrats in control of congress are asking us questions, and we cannot no more give unsolicited business to KBR or Halliburton. George Tenet is making serious money on his book. May be I should also take off and then in next six month, I can be talk of the town, as if he is now.

George Bush: Karl, I know you are having hard time answering questions about Libby and Abraham and now this. Dick (Cheney), why do not we go and arrange a hunting fishing trip with Karl Rove, you and me. I can always ask to be excused to run to Crawford or another dignitary death or other VT type incident and you take care of any future problems.

This meeting is now adjourned.