Geek In Disguise

The first thing they look for when booking a hotel is the quality of the in-room internet connection.  The second thing they look for is white walls in the room so they can project streamed movies/tv onto them using their pocket projector (this one is much harder to find out about, and harder to achieve well without a screw driver to remove pictures that have been hung - come on hotel industry keep up!!)

Ian

This is what i have to do for a living lol

They way i spot a geek - how many pens does he have in his top pocket?

If its more than one......geek

They have seen all 6 Star Wars movies multiple times and can recite scenes if not entire movies on cue.

"when they walk in a room the first thing they look for is power outlets."

...they don't walk into a room - they dial in.