"So, a booth babe and a geek walk in to a bar..."

  Certified

In

Networking,

Software

And/or other

Noteworthy

Enterprises

My 2cents are :

Certified IT Geek from Microsoft

MS IT Certified Professional in Canada

CertifiedCertifiable

Certified Yawn

Certified NoNotReallyJustJoking

Certified MmmHmm

Certified brb

Certified drooler

Certified whoisNIC?

Certified 80sBrat

Certified huh?

Certified CertifiedbecauseIpassed2exams

Certified SingleWhiteMale

it just keeps going... But I am blogging this. :-)

Certified plz.k.thx

Certified k.thx.buhbye

Certified IfYouWantMyBodyAndYouThinkImSexy

Certified Kool Aid Drinker

Certified ... I think I am done for now. No really.

Certified-coffee-drinker

Certified-9to5-er

Certified-live4-weekends

Certified-BSoD-headscratcher

Certified-pin-owner

Certified-vista-lover?

In Europe we don't do baseball, so we don't wear hats ...

Just realized my "Certified I.N.S.A.N.E." probably wouldn't fit on a hat (but would make a nice t-shirt), so I am suggesting the following:

"Certified Bug Squasher"  [get a free ant with every hat after a background check!]

"Certified Know-It-All"

"Certified, so of course I'm better than you"

"Certified, so you gotta love me"

"Certified? You damn right I am"

"Certified? How did you know?"

"Certified with a Longhorn"

"Certified Universal Serial Bus Driver"

"Certified Friend"

"Certified" [with a downarrow pointing to the person wearing the hat]

"certified computer god"  [use small letters or all caps so as not to offend anyone]

In most of the world:

"Being Certified is better than Sex" [not really]

but in Chicago and Boston:

"Being Certified is better than Sox"

and finally, since we're talking baseball:

"Being Certified is better than being a Mariners Fan"

For the lady MCPs:

"Certified Professional (no, not that profession)"

"Certified in the newest profession, not the oldest"

"Certified Women Make Better Lovers"

"100% Certified Woman"

"Certified and a Woman - so I can do it all!"

Certified ToiletInspector

Certified Chief cook & Bottle Washer

Okay, my final list (I think):

Certified Baseball Cap   [some Europeans wouldn’t understand this]

Certified Thinking Cap   [hopefully, most Europeans would understand this]

Certified Dunce Cap

Certified Cap Wearer

Certified Something   [title of blog entry wouldn’t be bad on a cap]

Certified Expert

Certified Smart

Certified Intelligent

Certified Savant

Certified Brain

Certified Pinky    [the other part of the cartoon duo]

Certified, So Give Me A Raise

Certified Pizza Eater  [you might even get Papa John’s to pay for them]

Certified Lover     [what we are]

Certified Genius    [also what we are]

Certified Thinker   [what we are paid to do]

Certified Guesser   [let’s be honest - what we really do]

Certified Bullshitter   [let’s be even more honest]

Certified Chair Warmer  [let’s be really, really honest]

Certified Presidential Candidate  [If Kucinich and Hunter can run, why not each of us?]

Certified Do-er

Certified Be-er

Certified Do Bee   [anyone remember Romper Room?]

Certified Beauty  [for the women]

Certified Drop Dead Gorgeous  [also for the women-belongs on Trika’s head]

Certified Handsome   [male equivalent of above two-belongs on my head (yeah, right)]

Certified Good Looking  [unisex version of above three]

Certified Male   [almost what comes up when you type "Certified" in Word.]

Certified Rawker

Certified, but not in Windows ME

Certified: Deserves More Money

Certified Overworked and Underpaid

Certified Work of Art

Certified: Needs a Life

Certified Used Engineer

Certified Since 1857

Certified Slide Rule Engineer

Certified Preowned Nexus

Certified case "Basket":   [that’s certified basket case for you non-programmers]

Certified Prometric Basher

-- Have a good weekend, y'all. Have fun choosing, Trika.

Certified Geek

Certified Samurai

Certified Microsoft Guru

Certified...  And you?

(interested?  ask me how)

Certified. And nothing else matters...

Certified after 2 days without sleeping

Certified Master Chief

Certified, alive and kicking

From those above,

Certified.Geek,

Certified.OldSchool and

Certified.JackofAllTrades are great

Certified.UpToMyNeck (sounds like a lot till you think about it)

Certified.ToTheHilt

Certified.You'reNot?

Certified.WhereItCounts

Certified.SmartA$$ (or SmartAlec)

Certified.KnowItAll

Certified.ToFixWhatYouBroke

Certified.OKtoProceed  (as in "Click OK To Proceed")

Certified.IKnowWhereTheAnyKeyIs

Certified.ButIHaven'tMetBill

Certified.AndSleepDeprived

For guys

Certified.AndHandsome

or Certified.WhoCaresIfI'mNotHandsome

For the girls:

Certified.Multi-tasker

For those with a :Security cert:

Certified.ToBlockYourPorts

(hmmm...maybe not)

For your boss:

Certified.PHB  (for the IT manager with no technical certs. Maybe did a time-management course once, and has a swimming badge from high school as his greatest resume achievement. You don't have to tell him what PHB means, make something up.)

Just to clarify - when you say "chips" I assume you mean what we Brits call "crisps". If you send a bag of chips through the post the vinegar will soak through the newspaper by the time they arrve.

Certified - Full of IT.

Certified - Guru

Certified - 2008 AD

Certified - Educated Guess.

Certified 11111011000   (2008)

Certified-Taken for Granted

Certified-Man Behind the Curtain

Certified-IT Magician

Certified-DoeroftheImpossible

"Certified braindumper" is awesome. lol

Certified:Make My Day

Certified:Ask Me Why

Certified:Show me the Money

Certified:Bring It On!

Certified:Ask Me a Question

Certified: I Deserved It!

Certified:Where is the Competition

Certified: Ready for The Interview

Certified: Can't you see

Certified. Will work for caffeine.

Certified Super Hero

Certified Web Searcher

Certified MCSomethingorother

Certified AND I know what I'm doing

Certified (Bill and I go way back)

Relax, I'm Certified

Certified / To get jiggy with it

Certified / Enough to ask for a payrise

Certified / By Chuck Norris

Chuck says we need new servers... then we need new servers.

Certified / To delete your mp3s

Certified / To url-block facebook

Certified / To Fix the shredder

Certified / But don't ask

Certified / To fix a crisis

Certified / To make it happen

That's it. I'm all done. Back to fixing the shredder .. again :o(

I had fun reading all the suggestions, but I would LOVE to have a hat that said "Certified Geekgrrrl," "Certified Allthatandabagofchips," or "Certified MCSomething"!

Certified ----> Forum 'Poaster'

Maybye, something different to show our engagement as IT qualified stuff

Certified --> How can I help you ?

After watching the premiere of Heroes last night how about

Certified Hiro

or

Certified Hero

Or better yet...

Certified Did U Reboot?

Certifired?

For starters, I'll be there. Something else is that we're having weekend certification events, if you