http://blogs.msdn.com/vsdata/archive/2004/03/30/104564.aspxI just came across this - and had to post it. Some things just tickle that geek funny bone - y'know? Anyway, it's a SQL Script for an analog clock . <g> Here are the results on my machine: AnalogClock ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------en-USCommunityServer 2.1 SP1 (Build: 61025.2)