10pm Update - Flaps at 20 degrees, turning base

I think I can even see the runway.

While it was my fondest hope that we would come in well under the wire, we still have a bit to tidy up, and are likely to go close to midnight pst.  The remaining list of issues is pretty small, however its important to us that we get some deep testing in with things at 100%.  For what its worth, on the list of issues, the highest priority item is the fact that our work order to get facilities to leave the A/C on after 8pm apparently didn't go through.  Having the full crew here at the pace folks are working is generating some serious heat.

More in an hour.

Published 17 June 09 06:03 by Dereki91

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# krystyn said on June 17, 2009 1:12 AM:

Keep cool! You can doooo eeeet!

# i like poop said on June 17, 2009 1:12 AM:

hey, once i ate poop, and i liked it.

# Jordan said on June 17, 2009 1:13 AM:

dammit hurry up!! good luck guys

# RRIVAL said on June 17, 2009 1:13 AM:

im first, thanks for the update

# OhsayOne said on June 17, 2009 1:13 AM:

Man i've been waiting for about 16 hours to play this its now 06:13 in the morning (scotland)

Add me: OhsayOne  and ill play you all at some cod when the lights are on.

# TUMZZ said on June 17, 2009 1:14 AM:

IM kinda getting bored practicing my trigger finger

# Gabriel said on June 17, 2009 1:14 AM:

Its true it would be working in 2 hours?

# MN said on June 17, 2009 1:14 AM:

Pick up the pace fellas or we are going to turn the heater on.

# banxi said on June 17, 2009 1:14 AM:

nice thanks.. if u dont realize... most of us are EST that means 3 hours ahead...    1oclock= ten. midsnight = 3

# james k said on June 17, 2009 1:14 AM:

sorry about the heat issue derek.  i know what its like to be in a hot room with loads of computers.  we left 2 stressing over night and when we came in the next day the AC was off and the room was like 120 degrees.

# LOL said on June 17, 2009 1:14 AM:

u guys actually believe these are the real Microsoft guys?!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

# Darth Tauri said on June 17, 2009 1:14 AM:

so... what your saying is that you should have just told us in the first place that this was going to take the full 24 instead of that "up to" BS?

Also should have told people who like to stream media to their 360 from their computer that they would be screwed as long as they couldnt sign in...

# Daniel said on June 17, 2009 1:15 AM:

You need a work order? 5 bucks says if you actually _talked_ to a human being in facilities such a thing might get did.

# umm said on June 17, 2009 1:15 AM:

very informative update...

fag

# JRAS said on June 17, 2009 1:15 AM:

keep it up and hurry you smelly sweaty pigs

# p1tchb1ak said on June 17, 2009 1:15 AM:

11 PM Update.... UH OH!!!!!

We've come in too steep, hit the runway with the  nose down, and now there are flaming passengers jumping from the windows.

so, we are now ordering our 150th pizza and calling it done anyway.

# Thaddifer said on June 17, 2009 1:15 AM:

XBL Team - Ouch, thanks for sticking it through in spite of the heat. :)

Everybody else - You guys see the video of project Natal? That ought to shut the Wii-ers up for a bit :)

# Pornosaur said on June 17, 2009 1:15 AM:

Just head to the  server room, you should be able to find a vent blowing out artic air to stand under for a few minutes

# poo on the shoe said on June 17, 2009 1:16 AM:

lol i love this. all bets on they fail. americans work ethic is garbage!!!!!!!!!!

# Kyle said on June 17, 2009 1:16 AM:

@i like poop

There's no need to post that kind of crap on here...

# str8lazy said on June 17, 2009 1:16 AM:

yea uh, i work at a desk on a computer all day, im hot... -[

# vlad said on June 17, 2009 1:16 AM:

poor people man, sucks u have no a/c, im staying up until this is over, im to dedicated to sleep lol, keep going guys, thanks for the update

# Bomba said on June 17, 2009 1:16 AM:

Thats cool. How do I work for you people I wanna learn!!!!

# COD4 Fan said on June 17, 2009 1:17 AM:

I'm currently holding my copy of call of duty 4 in my arms and crying. :(

# Oroso said on June 17, 2009 1:17 AM:

You dont extend flaps on base....

# YAY said on June 17, 2009 1:17 AM:

I dont mind the maintenance, but all at once??? This should be done over consecutive weeks, once a week for a few hours, not this. I understand things take time, but Jesus it's not like they're installing a new interface or anything. Thanks for the updates though, like anyone actually thought this would be done much if any before the 24 hour mark HA.

# joe said on June 17, 2009 1:18 AM:

they are lying it was overcast in Seattle today!

# PCode said on June 17, 2009 1:18 AM:

Why arnt my comments being posted...?

# Josh said on June 17, 2009 1:18 AM:

You can do it guys, just because there is a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.

# AMMO said on June 17, 2009 1:20 AM:

@ Poo... yet you are still on here waiting for an AMERICAN project to get finished... If you don't like it, don't use our products... You must be a Brit since all you dumb asses do is hate on us Americans... Yet, it's odd how you never invent your own things... Just steal from the rest of the world...

# PCode said on June 17, 2009 1:20 AM:

If you have to, you can always land in the river!

# nstark said on June 17, 2009 1:21 AM:

I, for one, am glad that you guys are doing maintenance on Live.  A network that houses 30 million people certainly needs to be kept up to date.

And for all the whiny babies on here talking about getting repaid a whopping FOURTEEN CENTS, get a life.  When they're done, they're done, and that's that.

# Also enjoys poop said on June 17, 2009 1:22 AM:

I also one time dined upon poop and enjoyed it.

@Kyle

If you know the taste of poop, you would take that back. It's always time for a poop comment.

# SadW/O-XBL said on June 17, 2009 1:22 AM:

Would be nice to see this done soon....Don't you guys just wanna go home and play xbl? lol :)

# Angry Gamer said on June 17, 2009 1:22 AM:

TAKE YOUR FLAPS -  TURN THEM SIDEWAYS - MAKE THEM ABOUT 43 DEGREE (GIVE OR TAKE) - AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR BLEEPEN BLOOP !!!

# AMMO said on June 17, 2009 1:23 AM:

Well I guess they are close... I just got an EA Sports XBOX email...

# sizzle87 said on June 17, 2009 1:23 AM:

stop being fat and finish ur work u nerds....i thought u were nerds....nerds are smart....u guys are wanna be nerds........for gods sake HUSTLE...i know u never played any sports but theres a thing called hustling....put the french fries down.....stop whying about the tempature....did u ever go to a spring football practice......ITS LIKE 110 degrees on the feild....in the heat...in helmets and pads.....sprints...hitting....formation recognition......GROW A SAC AND FINISH THE JOB

# FOXDRAKE.... said on June 17, 2009 1:23 AM:

I don't know...these updates seem light on substantive info and full of useless generic retoric.

Tell you what, just land the plane already?

# poo on the shoe said on June 17, 2009 1:23 AM:

lol nope. born right herr in the U S OF FATTIES. i dont give a s h i t. im pretty sure there is always the option of doing things faster. but until they get it going ill just keep trollin on you.

# CDNchukky said on June 17, 2009 1:24 AM:

your tortured techie souls shall compleat the update, cleaning up lag and overal boosting M$ stock by 30 percent, life and limb for LIVE

# corporatechamp said on June 17, 2009 1:24 AM:

take ur flaps, tuen them sum btches sideways, and stick 'em str8 up, ur candy ass!!!!   =D

# All Console Rock said on June 17, 2009 1:24 AM:

PLAY STATION NETWORK is UP and Running

# lol said on June 17, 2009 1:25 AM:

it's field....obviously you are not a nerd

# oAHo Thrall said on June 17, 2009 1:26 AM:

Just let them get done because Im not in any rush to perform genocide on Some gears

# Ju66410 said on June 17, 2009 1:26 AM:

Yeah and Playstation sucks hairy balls(I know I have one)

# Trader Sam said on June 17, 2009 1:27 AM:

Keep up the good work team, don't pay any mind to the naysayers. Just focus on the task at hand.

The community thanks you for all your hard work in keeping XBL up and running smoothly.

Thanks again, here's to hoping your on your final approach.

-Sam

# EH said on June 17, 2009 1:27 AM:

Time to get the rest of my achievements for Ghostbusters

# sizzle87 said on June 17, 2009 1:27 AM:

u just spell checked an xbox live matience blog comment late on a tuesday night......obviously you are a nerd

# aaron said on June 17, 2009 1:28 AM:

it's an hour into wednesday..!

# Josh said on June 17, 2009 1:29 AM:

take another 16 hours, I'm going to bed, then work in the morning..

# lol said on June 17, 2009 1:29 AM:

i didn't have to spell check that anyone who passed 2nd freaking grade should know I before E brianiac.

# Madder Gamer said on June 17, 2009 1:29 AM:

I bought a GAMING CONSOLE.

NOT a Twitter membership!

NOT a Facebook membership!

NOT a Netflick membership!

NOT a Advertizing Marketplace.  

Is it not enough that you overcharge your paying costumers for every little possible thing you can charge us for! Even pushing developers that want to give their DLC for free to charge instead.

Thankyou Valve for standing up to the powers that be a Microsoft!

I bought the 360 to play video games.Your plan to sneak into my living room will NOT come true in the sence you had planned.

All you spineless fanboys that have been thanking them while the service that you paid for is DOWN are absolute idiots - Honestly

# sizzle87 said on June 17, 2009 1:30 AM:

talk about cutting it close....THERE IS NOWAY THEY WILL FINISH ON TIME.....THEY ARE PROBABLY EATING WENDYS OR BURGER KING PLAYING EACHOTHER IN PS3

# unsatisfied customer said on June 17, 2009 1:30 AM:

Hope the plane doesn't crash and burn upon landing.

# PS3=POS said on June 17, 2009 1:30 AM:

Anyone posting about PS3 nonsense should just stop. If you would like to talk about PS3s you should goto their forum.

BTW Enjoy playing all 23 games they have for that sorry excuse for a console.

XBOX is for real gamers, PS3 is for wusses who can't handle online play.

Go play your loner console, homos.

BTW Get XBL back soon please :)

# blow1back said on June 17, 2009 1:30 AM:

Sounds like a dear penthouse story to me.  One time I was working on the xbox servers and it was hot. The masterchief and I were sweating..he slowly took off his pelvic armor and he showed me his pulsing throbbing energy sword.

# sizzle87 said on June 17, 2009 1:31 AM:

or a typo that i ddint care to correct cuz im not a nerd....i made another one .....still dont care.....tell me how to spell didnt correctly nerd

# TUMZZ said on June 17, 2009 1:31 AM:

EHH im gonna wait till the next update and if its not on then ill set my alarm for 530 am

# BrigadeMindless said on June 17, 2009 1:31 AM:

Ok people .. let me shed a bit of light:

A project of this magnitude can't be done piecemeal .. cramming all the maintenance into 24 hours once or twice a year is a pretty damn huge undertaking and effort .. so stop your whining.

Boys .. keep the fires burning .. I've done my fair share of 24-hour maintenance/update projects, and I know how much tougher it gets the closer the wire gets.  Keep your heads and keep doing great.

# Ju66410 said on June 17, 2009 1:31 AM:

Maybe we appreciate our Xbox and all that it does for us, leave and go elsewhere if your just gonna be ungrateful.

# Naess said on June 17, 2009 1:32 AM:

Pay 8.95 a month for something we couldn't use for a whole day...  No reason to take a whole 24 hours to not even add anything that will be usful right away!!!

# Kemi said on June 17, 2009 1:32 AM:

If any of the people complaining had the faintest idea of what goes on behind the scenes with maintenances like this they would understand testing is key before going back live. Do you want broken stuff that works half the time or a solid foundation to continue forward with? I've done VoIP maintenances and we've gone 12 - 24 hours because it's not just 1 company involved in that scenerio. And i'm sure that is the case here aswell as MS has alot of key players supporting services with there platform.

It's frustrating but like another person said. I'd rather they take some time to iron out the bugs to build a better service for everyone to enjoy whatever ur uses are for the 360 platform and possibly future platforms.

Regards,

# NERDS said on June 17, 2009 1:33 AM:

IF YOU CORRECT SOMEONES SPELLING ON A 24 HOUR XBOX LIVE MATIENCE BLOG COMMENT U OFFICIALLY ARE ONE OF THE BIGGEST NERDS IN THE WORLD

# Ryan said on June 17, 2009 1:34 AM:

Vuze streams videos from your computer to your xbox.

# Ju66410 said on June 17, 2009 1:35 AM:

ALL HAIL XBOX!!  For everyone ranting about your junk PS3's what are you doing here in the Xbox Live forum for then.  Do us all a favor and LEAVE!!

# Princess said on June 17, 2009 1:35 AM:

I wanna play freaking ghostbusters....multiplayer. i hope it's back up soooooooooooon!

# TUMZZ said on June 17, 2009 1:35 AM:

Awww so close

I got connected to xbox live for 5 seconds then it stopped.....!?

# holy said on June 17, 2009 1:35 AM:

PEOPLE ARE GETTING ANTSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURRY! WE ARE ALL GON'NA DIE

# bigwhit44 said on June 17, 2009 1:35 AM:

What a surprise, its going to take longer than you thought!  Do things ever get done sooner than expected?  I dont care about the heat in the room.  I was up to my knees in dirt today with 80' humid heat burning me up and I had to get my job done in time.  So if I have to work in that to pay you guys, you better just work and forget about the complaining.

# LOL said on June 17, 2009 1:37 AM:

I still just really think it's funny that you believe these are REAL updates from the Microsoft CO.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

# Jar said on June 17, 2009 1:37 AM:

MAD GAMER speaks the truth.  Twitter, facebook?  Its 2009 we have computers.  Why add features when the game system itself isnt 100%?  spend ur time improving the gaming system & not addin fluff we dont want nor need. Point. Peace

# Snou52 said on June 17, 2009 1:37 AM:

dang can't believe people are complaining...keep up the good work guys!!! i love a world with xbox live =)

# wibblewobbles said on June 17, 2009 1:38 AM:

Hey guys. Just a shout from Australia thanking you for the hard work. (@Madder Gamer- I'm not thanking the service for being down, rather thanking the guys behind the scenes for doing their job...)

Also, it's clear one of you have been flight training or have been playing to much MS Flight Simulator over the years. All those jargon word drops brings make me giggle like a little girl.

Also, just out of curiosity, is Games for Windows LIVE down too?

As a gamer, I am happy with the direction you're taking the Xbox. And although LIVE isn't free, its a damn quality service compared to the competition and quite frankly, any additions to make the service better is welcome regardless of the down time. That's why I believe from my experience, LIVE remains a few steps ahead of the PSN.

# CDNchukky said on June 17, 2009 1:38 AM:

yes, dont drag heat into this, try working outside for a living

# M said on June 17, 2009 1:39 AM:

Seriously, is every 10-year-old-with-tourette-syndrom, bully-wannabe on this stupid blog right now?

# CDNchukky said on June 17, 2009 1:40 AM:

a world devoid of xbox live, is a world hardly worth living

# Zakpipe said on June 17, 2009 1:40 AM:

quit cryin babies.  you must all be between 8 and 17. Go listen to your jonas brothers and miley cyrus cd's

# Kemi said on June 17, 2009 1:40 AM:

I think the point of the update was to assure everyone that the most important issues have been cleared and that there are minor things still being worked on. It's called "reading between the lines" for those that don't see that.

@bigwhit44 - sorry that u had to endure that but it can also get rather hot working in datacenters when A/C's are busted or in offices when there is no A/C and a tonne of people. Try being productive in any environment if ur hot and unconfortable.. it sucks any way u look at it.

# Jason said on June 17, 2009 1:43 AM:

to bad nerds are actually respected after high school whilw the meatheads and jocks are forgotten.

# Girls Play XBOX Too said on June 17, 2009 1:43 AM:

Am I the only one that is anxiously awaiting the next update so I can hear what the plane is doing now? And, p1tchb1ak I like your style.

# YAY said on June 17, 2009 1:43 AM:

How long have they had to prepare for this and they can't even beat their time estimate lol. What a bunch of kool kids!

# sir poops magee said on June 17, 2009 1:43 AM:

*sits back and watches people argue nonsense*  Thanks for the entertainments everyone! Definitely helping me kill time!

# Snapsv15 said on June 17, 2009 1:44 AM:

The airplane analogies a stupid and annoying, and you should have just said it was going to take the full 24 from the beginning.  then we would be complaining that it was taking too long.

If you cant take the heat, get out of the kitchen.  what a lousy excuse...anyone who has a job knows what its like to feel the pressure when it comes down to the wire.  

# CDNchukky said on June 17, 2009 1:44 AM:

hahahaha, yea, every single one of them, and a whole pile of 19 to 28 year old stoners who grew up playing EVERY new game, and EVERY new console, only to make our way to the heroin of it all (360), only to hav it ripped out from beneath our feet, further throwing our genration into a downward spiral of dissapointment in the entertainment sector

# Vahn said on June 17, 2009 1:46 AM:

Yes, keep up the good work guys! hopefully you get things done so all the whiners can go realize alot of glitches got patched lolz

Also, No AC = Not fun,

Keep up the good work though. Also i can't wait to play with the natal :)

# M said on June 17, 2009 1:46 AM:

@sizzle87 - It's incredibly hilarious to me that you think "nerd" is some sort of an insult. Ah, the junior high school bully. Ya know, I just hope you appreciate the irony that someday you'll probably be working for a "nerd" who makes way more money than you ever will.

Sorry guys, but some people are just too annoying for me to ignore...

# Zakpipe said on June 17, 2009 1:46 AM:

No, the "kool" kids are the ones that are sitting around like schizos crying for their missed 24 hours.  

# AblativMeatshld said on June 17, 2009 1:46 AM:

Regarding the need for a work order, and the person who said to talk to a real person...

Such things simply aren't done in corp America these days.  If anything, the work order proves you did indeed ask, and aren't making it up that you said something, when in fact you were off having a cigarette.

Keep up the good work, XOC...  Ignore the "instant gratification" crowd.  Those who deal with the real world understand.

# Matt said on June 17, 2009 1:47 AM:

I'm trying to figure out where in that post gives you any indication that they won't make the deadline.

# Obama said on June 17, 2009 1:47 AM:

you are a bunch of fat black worthless sloths

# AblativMeatshld said on June 17, 2009 1:48 AM:

As for the airplane analogies, so long as the 1:30am update isn't "WAVE OFF!  WAVE OFF!!!", I'm gonna let them slide.  :)

# CDNchukky said on June 17, 2009 1:48 AM:

sir poops magee

lol as soon as this sucker touches down, this blog will be compleatly dead untill the fall update

# COD play3r said on June 17, 2009 1:49 AM:

why dont you people actually wait another hour and 10 minutes when the actual 24 hours is up before cry about it being down you know they are gonna take the full 24 WTF

# M said on June 17, 2009 1:50 AM:

*sigh* I think, unfortunately, this explains a good half of the comments in this thread.

http://ep.yimg.com/ip/I/yhst-34640480252896_2054_2250527

# WhoCouldItBe said on June 17, 2009 1:51 AM:

Sweating it out till 2:01. Might watch a movie to pass time.

# sizzle87 said on June 17, 2009 1:51 AM:

I was a nerd in high school.. and  now?Well, now  I'm engaged to a 10 and  making 100k a year. Suck on it.

# sir poops magee said on June 17, 2009 1:52 AM:

@CDNchukky

I know. But for the meantime its quite a time killer specially since im wide awake and have already beatin the game ive been wanting to beat but COD had gotten in the way :D

# Matt said on June 17, 2009 1:53 AM:

@ Sizzle.

I highly doubt it.

# Zakpipe said on June 17, 2009 1:53 AM:

Just sit back and imagine all those kids that sit on their ass all day just like my 8 yr old step son would (if i let him) and the anarchy that will ensue if XBOX is not back up and running.

Please by all means make it 48 hours.  I enjoy the entertainment.

# Tippy said on June 17, 2009 1:55 AM:

@M

Love the link...very true!  Some people just like to see themselves heard.

Thanks MS for working your tails off...gives us the opportunity to really understand how much work that ya'll put into the system and how we take it for granted.

# Garrythelawless said on June 17, 2009 1:55 AM:

Wow over 2 minutes of silence......I just had to break it

# bigdaddydonger said on June 17, 2009 1:56 AM:

please just say the down time it  going to take longer then it will, then people are happy when your back online early...makes sense right?  but no micro$0ft live team always says it going to be ___  hours at most then take all that time or goes over.  Dumb ass customer relations

# sir poops magee said on June 17, 2009 1:56 AM:

i enjoy the entertainment too but only for the meantime till it gets running agian.. please do not make it 48 hours :) thanks!

# noobster said on June 17, 2009 1:56 AM:

as someone who works in PR i would never have allowed the statement "for up to 24 hours" to be in the press release.  You say its going to be 24 hours and if you come in under, hey everyone thinks you did great.  By phrasing it the way they did it implies they do not think it will actually take that long, which is why everyone is upset.  

# Joshua Smith said on June 17, 2009 1:56 AM:

I would laugh so hard if they came up at 23 hours and 30 minutes just to prove you people are ignorant... they said up to 24 hours because when your implementing upgrades to SQL servers and databases its not exactly the best thing to just update and guess it's going to work... If you get a lot of kinks it can take longer than expected... Sometimes things run smoothly and you don't end up with any serious problems and your online in half the time you thought you would be... Sit back relax and wait until they are finished some of the upgrades they are doing are to prevent them from ever having to do this again if you would actually read a little you would know that.

# CDNchukky said on June 17, 2009 1:56 AM:

@ sir poops magee

lol oh yea, i am all about it, i and soo ready for a few hours when its ready man, lol, on the edge of my seat, haha, i got to get in sum play time before i leave for a week, so its kind proiotiy one, haha

# AblativMeatshld said on June 17, 2009 1:57 AM:

Zakpipe, you are an evil, mean person, and I completely agree!  :)

# Zakpipe said on June 17, 2009 1:57 AM:

Absolutely Tippy, thanks MS staff

# sizzle87 said on June 17, 2009 1:57 AM:

The only 10 im getting is inches of man  meat.From behind.

# M said on June 17, 2009 1:57 AM:

@sizzle87 - Even if that was true, which I doubt, it doesn't change how big of an asshole you sound like on here. Honestly, do you always talk like that? Does anybody tolerate you?

Sorry everyone, I guess I shouldn't stoop to such an immature level.

# scots said on June 17, 2009 1:57 AM:

its now been 31 hours its been offline 7 hours overdue on ure estimate any update on when service will be avaiable and will be recompensated by gettin free play time equal to the amount of time servers have been done ?

# stuff said on June 17, 2009 1:58 AM:

@sizzle87 too bad you can't suck your own dick.

# AblativMeatshld said on June 17, 2009 1:58 AM:

@Noobster,

To be fair, I think 99% of the people who are pissed off would be just as pissed off if the downtime was 24 minutes instead of 24 hours...

# Tippy said on June 17, 2009 1:59 AM:

How has it been 31 hours?  In Pacific Time it isn't even midnight yet!  Wow...simple time-zone math!

# OhsayOne said on June 17, 2009 2:00 AM:

@ Ammo

Brits never inveted anything.. hmm

Well if it wasnt for us brits you wouldnt have a telly to play your xbox on, We invented that.

Electromagnets, Lightbulbs, you grandaddys pacemaker, the car, photography the telephone and hmm lets see what else did we discover..oh yeh AMERICA, yeh learn some history before trying to get all up on your high horse.

# shaq said on June 17, 2009 2:01 AM:

HURRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

# hippie said on June 17, 2009 2:01 AM:

sizzle87

no intelligent person would make those kind of comments. if were ever a "nerd" like you say i would hope you understand that a hot room is BAD for computer components.

Now, Please go and wait in the corner until you can hop back on live and get back to being a dick on CoD4.

# Mr. Smith said on June 17, 2009 2:01 AM:

@ scots : what in the world are you talking about 31 hours???? It hasn't even been 24 yet.... get with the program it was taken down at midnight Pacific time... (UTC -8)

# Dave said on June 17, 2009 2:01 AM:

59 minutes until the deadline!

# ace205 said on June 17, 2009 2:01 AM:

Why do americans have such a fasination with poop? why do you always talk about it and make jokes about it its disgusting, like southpark for example...mr.hanky.... i mean wtf....

# MouseSkip said on June 17, 2009 2:02 AM:

@blow1back

"Sounds like a dear penthouse story to me.  One time I was working on the xbox servers and it was hot. The masterchief and I were sweating..he slowly took off his pelvic armor and he showed me his pulsing throbbing energy sword."

LoL!!!

# Garrythelawless said on June 17, 2009 2:02 AM:

@ scots  

you better get your fire retatrdant coat out!!!!  The flames are coming!!!!

# UnholierTurnip said on June 17, 2009 2:02 AM:

No The brits didnt invent the"telly" god i cant believe i typed that, its a tv or television.  oh and wheres you proof OhsayOne

# suck said on June 17, 2009 2:02 AM:

must be working hard. MISSED THE UPDATE...At least the IRAN blog is updating hourly. working hard or HARDLY WORKING!? HARDY HAR HAR

# onecent34 said on June 17, 2009 2:02 AM:

This is all a dream. Tuesday was a dream. I just have to go to sleep and Live will be back on.

# YAY said on June 17, 2009 2:02 AM:

After what happened last year I love this time estimate that is about an hour away. I would have said up to 48 or maybe no limit at all just check xbox.com. But I forgot we are dealing with kool kids here. They sound like they are so sure it won't come close and here we are with an ac excuse and them giving us degrees on a plane as their progress. WOW u guys should having a meeting to plan your next meeting so that maybe while you have 3 months of prep you can figure out a proper time estimate. How much college do these people have???

# OhsayOne said on June 17, 2009 2:02 AM:

Oh yeh, and to further my anger at how stupid AMMO is, if it wasnt for us, you wouldnt be advertising your idiocy over the internet, coz we invented that and computers, so go back to school.

# COD play3r said on June 17, 2009 2:03 AM:

@ Scots your an idiot they went down at 12 PST which is another 58 minutes until 24 hour deadline

# sir poops magee said on June 17, 2009 2:03 AM:

Al Gore invented the internet. hahaha

# Queerman said on June 17, 2009 2:03 AM:

Lets go Xbox Live. You know, if your computers ran a Mac operating system i would be playing a multiplayer game right now. But since your using a shitty windows operating system on a great console your gonna be sweting until Duke Nuke' em Forever comes out.

# Queerman said on June 17, 2009 2:03 AM:

Lets go Xbox Live. You know, if your computers ran a Mac operating system i would be playing a multiplayer game right now. But since your using a shitty windows operating system on a great console your gonna be sweting until Duke Nuke' em Forever comes out.

# BRITland sucks said on June 17, 2009 2:03 AM:

britland did not discover america

# WhoCouldItBe said on June 17, 2009 2:03 AM:

didn't some guy named Bell invent the telephone?

Vikings were in America first.

# p1tchb1ak said on June 17, 2009 2:03 AM:

" # Girls Play XBOX Too said on June 17, 2009 1:43 AM:

Am I the only one that is anxiously awaiting the next update so I can hear what the plane is doing now? And, p1tchb1ak I like your style. '

ahhhhh.... I thinkI just got my very first groupie.

I think I'll come back for the 2am update... which will probably read as follows....

" due to the extremely large numbers of people constantly trying to log in over the past 26 hours the servers have crashed and xbox live will now be down for 2 weeks. Microsoft would like to express it's condolences to the families of the gamers that will die from withdrawal in this time."

# SpecialK said on June 17, 2009 2:03 AM:

24 hours pacific time, still got 57 minutes

# Willis McG said on June 17, 2009 2:04 AM:

@OhsayOne:

"lets see what else did we discover..oh yeh AMERICA, yeh learn some history before trying to get all up on your high horse."

Leif Ericsson is my favorite British historical figure.

Either him or the indigenous peoples.

# Oroso said on June 17, 2009 2:04 AM:

I can haz drugs? I need more moar moar moar

# JRAS said on June 17, 2009 2:05 AM:

@ohsayone Im glad it only took over a hour for you to research what inventions you brits came up with huge list too might I add

# Grievous Angel said on June 17, 2009 2:05 AM:

I work in I/T and can't imagine how complex XBOX live must be.   When you consider all it provides--voice, movies, game data--the list is staggering.  And not just to a few people, either.  But millions.

I don't how they get it to work in the first place.  But to put in serious upgrades?   Can you imagine the testing?  How about just "throwing on" the "on" switch?  Ever think of the surge in demand and what that might do to a system?

To the folks that think this stuff happens like clockwork, I imagine that a) you've never held down a job where the results weren't always predictable, or b) you've never held down a job.

Now STFU.

# CoD4 KING said on June 17, 2009 2:05 AM:

Im sitting with my xbox controller in my hand.. and im shaking because of withdrawls.. please hurry up

# Dave said on June 17, 2009 2:05 AM:

chill out people it has'nt been 24 hours yet, they still have 55 minutes

# SmellyPoop said on June 17, 2009 2:05 AM:

Screw the Brits, those f*ckers all have jacked up teeth.

# J3W said on June 17, 2009 2:06 AM:

After what happened last year I love this time estimate that is about an hour away. I would have said up to 48 or maybe no limit at all just check xbox.com. But I forgot we are dealing with kool kids here. They sound like they are so sure it won't come close and here we are with an ac excuse and them giving us degrees on a plane as their progress. WOW u guys should having a meeting to plan your next meeting so that maybe while you have 3 months of prep you can figure out a proper time estimate. How much college do these people have???

^^^Good Point Yay^^^

# brit killer said on June 17, 2009 2:07 AM:

i hate dirty brits there the biggest team killers also dont know how to lose

# GatesKid said on June 17, 2009 2:07 AM:

I feel everyone who just wants it back up ASAP, but! i wud def say, jus go do wat ur gona do, the time ur expectin it to be up, cuz they said... it WILL NOT BE.  Try 2moro...

# ElisabethinCA said on June 17, 2009 2:07 AM:

@M...so true so true....and @the babies who are whining over losing 14 cents....wow times are tough..but 14 cents?..I would rather pay for a service and lose the 24 hours AND 14 cents to get back a quality service packed with features...but you know SO much more than everyone else...

How sad that your parent(s) brought you up with no manners, and taught you that it is fine to bash other people, call them names, and whine like little babies...when you should take the 24hours, get off your fat azzes, get out of your trailer parks and get a life...wow..unbelieveable...

# M said on June 17, 2009 2:07 AM:

@ace205

Dude, you can't judge an entire nation based on an immature poster in some random forum of all things.

And how many people do you think actually watch South Park? Hundreds of millions I'm sure...

# Tippy said on June 17, 2009 2:08 AM:

I am laughing right now.  It is 2:04am and I am sitting here just reading these comments by people.  Patience is a virtue.  So what if they don't make the deadline...whoop dee doo...everyone who has been complaining could have realized that they could have been doing something productive instead (like I did...college homework BEFORE an hour before it's due, going to a friends house this evening, etc.).  Oh well...I bet the MS office will read these comments after everything is said and done and just laugh at the ridiculous things that have been stated/argued about during this outage.  

# OhsayOne said on June 17, 2009 2:09 AM:

@JRAS

I've actually got more to do than sit here reading every comment as its posted,

i just completed ufc career and came on to see if there was any news, and noticed a completley innacurate post that needed to be rectified.

I dont need to research anything when in comes to putting americans in there place. :)

# snapsv15 said on June 17, 2009 2:09 AM:

a brit invented how to transmit pictures through radio waves, but it was Farnsworth (an american) who actually invented the television

# UnholierTurnip said on June 17, 2009 2:09 AM:

@Queerman Your precious macs run on a linux operating system, bastardised by the people at mac.  and linux was written for the pc

# Dave said on June 17, 2009 2:09 AM:

Now Now kids ca'nt we all just get along. LOL

# MS FAIL said on June 17, 2009 2:09 AM:

i mean really? this is quoted..  the highest priority item is the fact that our work order to get facilities to leave the A/C on after 8pm

 WOW great

# SpecialK said on June 17, 2009 2:10 AM:

Electromagnets(Britain), Lightbulbs(America), you grandaddys pacemaker(canada), the car(France), photography(?) the telephone(America)

You suck, Britain only invented the electromagnet

# youlied said on June 17, 2009 2:10 AM:

why did they say they would update us in an hour and then not update us.

# AblativMeatshld said on June 17, 2009 2:10 AM:

Personally, I would set the system status message to "HAHAHAH!!!  It's DOWN!  WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW??"

This could be part of the reason that MS won't hire me for PR work.  :)

# DanpwNzor(xbox live official) said on June 17, 2009 2:11 AM:

Hey guys, its me Dan Rivera from Xbox Live and im sorry to say this but we just ran into some spyware while trying to post a blog and fixing the xbox live os. So we are going to have to continue until 11am Pacific time tommorow. Thanks

P.s. We will not give a refund for a couple of pennys we owe you for today

# OhsayOne said on June 17, 2009 2:12 AM:

Amendmant to my last post:

Not all americans, some of you guys are pretty cool just not your self righteous, high horse riding, head up their own ass, ignorant  wideos :)

# AblativMeatshld said on June 17, 2009 2:12 AM:

@OhsayOne,

Do you, by chance, speak German?

# OhsayOne said on June 17, 2009 2:13 AM:

Special K, have you been reading from "america is the only country in the world" again?

# AblativMeatshld said on June 17, 2009 2:13 AM:

@youlied,

Ever get busy and forget to look at a clock?  Pretend that happened to them while they work to get Live running.

# Willis McG said on June 17, 2009 2:13 AM:

@OhsayOne

I'll give you one thing the UK has invented I'm thankful for:

Stephen Fry <3

Anyways, you know it's just a bunch of dumb kids trying to get under your skin.

# Zakpipe said on June 17, 2009 2:13 AM:

Happy 4th of july to the obnoxious brit or should I say Happy America kicked your ass day

# p1tchb1ak said on June 17, 2009 2:14 AM:

" Personally, I would set the system status message to "HAHAHAH!!!  It's DOWN!  WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW??"

BEST POST EVER.

and yet, somehow completely true.....

# SpecialK said on June 17, 2009 2:14 AM:

No seriously you are so wrong.  You should learn history. Britain is a cool place but they didn't invent any of that shat

# OhsayOne said on June 17, 2009 2:16 AM:

@ AblativMeatshld.

I used to be able to speak some german, not anymore though

And anyone who thinks i dont know how to lose feel free to add me. my gamertag is my name.

# AMMO said on June 17, 2009 2:16 AM:

@ OhsayOne...

Television: Farnsworth was the first of the two inventors to successfully demonstrate the transmission of television signals, which he did on September 7, 1927, using a scanning tube of his own design. Farnsworth received a patent for his electron scanning tube in 1930... He was from Utah AMERICA.

Lightbulb: Historians estimate that over twenty inventors worked toward the creation and design of the light bulb. Of these, Edison's version was the most efficient... AMERICAN

Car: Karl Benz  invented it... He was from Germany, not the UK.

I think YOU are the one that should go back to school. Or maybe your little UK history books are filled with crap saying you guys invented everything in the world... Nice try though.

# shaq said on June 17, 2009 2:16 AM:

11 am pacific ??????? im on the east coast so thats not until 200 pm thats wack im out

# halorocker47 said on June 17, 2009 2:16 AM:

enough with the america/britain hate although i live in the usa i think that we're all allies right?

# Zakpipe said on June 17, 2009 2:17 AM:

I just had to say that, I like Europe

# SpecialK said on June 17, 2009 2:17 AM:

And I'm Canadian btw, omg I can't believe I'm arguing on a blog I need LIVE back NOW

# OhsayOne said on June 17, 2009 2:18 AM:

@SpecialK

Thomas Alva Edison invented the light bulb. He began his experiments in 1878 and by 21 October 1879 he made a working electric light bulb. Fine, but …

Sir Joseph Swan of Newcastle announced that he had made a working light bulb on 18 December 1878 and on 18 January 1879 he gave a public demonstration in Sunderland – 10 months before Edison. The Americans say it was just a working model and not a commercial reality … but then they would say that, wouldn’t they?

The first telephone message was made at 5 Exeter Place, Boston, Massachusetts on 10 March 1876. Alexander Graham Bell called to his assistant, “Come here, Watson, I want you.” In June that year it was demonstrated at the Centennial Exhibition in Philadelphia and may have passed unnoticed if the Emperor of Brazil hadn’t caused a sensation by crying out, “My God … it talks!” The rest, is history. But …

Alexander Graham Bell was born in 1847 in Edinburgh, Scotland. He moved to Canada when he was 23 and only then migrated to the USA. He was British so Brits can rightly claim the telephone is a British invention.

# AblativMeatshld said on June 17, 2009 2:18 AM:

@OhsayOne,

Well, for the fact that it isn't the dominate language in the UK...

You're welcome.  *wink*

# shaq said on June 17, 2009 2:18 AM:

o by the way USA IS THE GREATEST CONTRY ON EARTH just to end that agruement !!!!!!!!!!!!!

# Willis McG said on June 17, 2009 2:19 AM:

You all do realize jingoism is pretty dumb and we're all he same stupid species anyways right?

# OhsayOne said on June 17, 2009 2:19 AM:

Karl Benz created the first motor car in Germany in 1889. It covered just over half a mile at nine miles per hour. People have been driving Mercedes Benz cars ever since – usually slower than nine miles an hour in rush hour traffic. But  …

180 years before, in 1711, Christopher Holtum demonstrated a horseless carriage. It gave demonstrations under the piazzas at Covent Garden and travelled at five or six miles an hour.

# UnholierTurnip said on June 17, 2009 2:20 AM:

normally id be talking this trash over live, on cod waw

# p1tchb1ak said on June 17, 2009 2:20 AM:

soooo......

who invented the BJ ?

I just want to know who to thank.

# AMMO said on June 17, 2009 2:20 AM:

Europe is a continent... Which I love, just certain Brits I can't stand is all... LOL

# OhsayOne said on June 17, 2009 2:20 AM:

Oh My God.

Youre really wanting to go into world war 2?

Really?

# ace205 said on June 17, 2009 2:21 AM:

yea i know i didnt mean all americans love poop, its just an alarming number of amercans always talk about poop etc, its messed up.. anyway...can you enlighten us as to what time in GMT you may expect to finish? tell me in UK time plz i cant be bothered to work out the time difference

# OhsayOne said on June 17, 2009 2:21 AM:

Also, I'm not british, I'm scottish.

# M said on June 17, 2009 2:23 AM:

@OhsayOne "Electromagnets, Lightbulbs, you grandaddys pacemaker, the car, photography the telephone and hmm lets see what else did we discover..oh yeh AMERICA"

Um...

The car - no, credit goes to one of: Ferdinand Verbiest (Belgium), Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot (France), François Isaac de Rivaz (Switzerland), or Karl Benz (Germany)

The telephone - uh, no again: Alexander Graham Bell (United States)

Also, Vikings, and possibly the Chinese, set foot in North America long before the Brittish.

So, maybe you shouldn't make up some history before "before trying to get all up on your high horse" ;)

# M said on June 17, 2009 2:23 AM:

@OhsayOne "Electromagnets, Lightbulbs, you grandaddys pacemaker, the car, photography the telephone and hmm lets see what else did we discover..oh yeh AMERICA"

Um...

The car - no, credit goes to one of: Ferdinand Verbiest (Belgium), Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot (France), François Isaac de Rivaz (Switzerland), or Karl Benz (Germany)

The telephone - uh, no again: Alexander Graham Bell (United States)

Also, Vikings, and possibly the Chinese, set foot in North America long before the British.

So, maybe you shouldn't make up some history before "before trying to get all up on your high horse" ;)

# AMMO said on June 17, 2009 2:23 AM:

Well ok, Scots I can tolerate... You should have said that from the beginning...LOL

# OhsayOne said on June 17, 2009 2:23 AM:

@p1tchb1ak probably the indians i donno worth researchin though haha

# ace205 said on June 17, 2009 2:23 AM:

no actually the football player Sean wright Phillips's great great grandad in law invented the Phillips lightbulb, also Wayne Rooney's great great auntie in law invented MacaRooni and cheese

# halorocker47 said on June 17, 2009 2:24 AM:

what happened i thought they were updating us evry hour...... the last one was 10:00 pm wtf

# Willis McG said on June 17, 2009 2:24 AM:

The British also invented unsatisfying sex.

# AblativMeatshld said on June 17, 2009 2:24 AM:

No, not really...

Just fun to tease the Brits over it.  :)

Besides, when it comes to WW2 and mocking countries, none can top the target that is the French.  :)

# heh said on June 17, 2009 2:25 AM:

Still, we all knew it was going to run up to 24 hours, and will probably exceed it. They should've said, right from the start, that it would take the full allotted time. Every time I remember LIVE going down it's always been as long or longer than they say, yet everyone is still surprised?

# CDNchukky said on June 17, 2009 2:25 AM:

damn, looks like i missed a good ol "amerca, fuk yea" discussion, HAHA, always the same story with those guys

# ace205 said on June 17, 2009 2:25 AM:

how can u say your not british, scotland is in britain...

# Zakpipe said on June 17, 2009 2:25 AM:

Someone needs to complain so we can pounce on em and type mean things

# AMMO said on June 17, 2009 2:26 AM:

Yes you are correct... the French take it in that department...HANDS down...

# OhsayOne said on June 17, 2009 2:27 AM:

@M Alexzander graham bell is scottish,

i didnt say we set foot on america first, we where the first to document it

and as for the rest ive alerady covered it, my horse is normal height bwoy. :)

# Zakpipe said on June 17, 2009 2:28 AM:

BLAME CANADA, BLAME CANADA, They're not even a real country anyway

# heh said on June 17, 2009 2:28 AM:

Still, we all knew it was going to run up to 24 hours, and will probably exceed it. They should've said, right from the start, that it would take the full allotted time. Every time I remember LIVE going down it's always been as long or longer than they say, yet everyone is still surprised?

# halorocker47 said on June 17, 2009 2:28 AM:

does anyone care about the XBOX MAINTENANCE UPDATE anymore or is it all intercontinental hate speech?

# OhsayOne said on June 17, 2009 2:29 AM:

@ace205

Coz im not british, I'm scottish, about 95% of scottish people are scottish,

and if we get our own way, we won't be part of britain much longer :)

# M said on June 17, 2009 2:29 AM:

1) Sorry for the multiple posts

2) Bell was an American citizen at the time, and, to quote, "I am not one of those hyphenated Americans who claim allegiance to two countries."

# AMMO said on June 17, 2009 2:30 AM:

Not hate speech... Passing the time with the good ol... "MY country is better than yours" arguement... It's the same when you play COD online... Always fun.

# CDNchukky said on June 17, 2009 2:30 AM:

ahh the wonders that south park has done for the education of an entire generation

# AMMO said on June 17, 2009 2:31 AM:

Sweet, it's back up... http://www.xboxlive.com/

# CDNchukky said on June 17, 2009 2:32 AM:

yes, ammo, hence the CDN portion in my gamertag

# halorocker47 said on June 17, 2009 2:32 AM:

well whatever it is (hate speech/ argument) it seems to be slowing down :/             and im getting bored

# AMMO said on June 17, 2009 2:32 AM:

Actually it's not... just wanted to see how many people clicked on the link to see that it's still down...LOL

# M said on June 17, 2009 2:33 AM:

Hey guys! There's a new post for us to go off topic in! Come on everybody, let's go! Wheeeeeeeee!

# CDNchukky said on June 17, 2009 2:34 AM:

trickery ammo, trickery, not for me anywyas

# CDNchukky said on June 17, 2009 2:34 AM:

lol never had to click the link, hav been on the webpage all day hittin refresh, lol

# AMMO said on June 17, 2009 2:35 AM:

LOL... I'm sure it got somebody.

# OhsayOne said on June 17, 2009 2:38 AM:

@halorocker  sorry if we dont amuse you anymore :p

# ace205 said on June 17, 2009 2:38 AM:

how many more hours until its finished?

# SpecialK said on June 17, 2009 2:40 AM:

ummm. i think i might kill myself soon...xbox without live is sooo lame i  forgot what it was like

# ace205 said on June 17, 2009 2:43 AM:

yea i was speaking with a friend a lil while ago, and i was like 'damn xbox without live sucks!', then i remebered he doesnt have xbox live >.< oops

# AMMO said on June 17, 2009 2:43 AM:

Supposed to be done in 17 minutes... that would make 24 hours...however, I'm betting it goes over the 24 H mark...

# daveyd354 said on June 17, 2009 2:48 AM:

@ammo, dirty .. it got me   :(

# halorocker47 said on June 17, 2009 2:55 AM:

omg i stayed up until 3 am for it just to "be a litle late"???!!!!

# Merkin said on June 17, 2009 3:03 AM:

@ OhsayOne

The first device that was technically a television was indeed from the UK of course he (John Logie Baird) was Scottish. The first true television was invented by Philo Taylor Farnsworth from Utah.

Electromagnets were invented by a Brit, one William Sturgeon. However his weak magnet could only lift could only lift nine pounds. The American redesigns by Joseph Henry could lift 2063 pounds.

The first automobile was invented by Karl Benz, a German.

Humphry Davy's (English) light bulb was nothing more than a scientific curiosity until Thomas Edison (American) made a bulb that worked and lasted more that a few minutes 75 years later.

Rune Elmqvist and Åke Senning of Sweden invented the first implanted pacemaker. Sorry.

The first permanent photograph was made by French inventor Nicéphore Niépce.

Innocenzo Manzetti (Italian), Antonio Meucci (Italian), Johann Philipp Reis (German), Elisha Gray (American), Alexander Graham Bell (Scottish), and Thomas Edison (still American) are all credited with the telephone depending on whom you ask.

Now the discovery of America. I'm fairly certain that ol' Christopher Columbus was Italian. Unless you are talking about Juan Ponce de León (Spanish) who is credited with actually landing in the continental US. Of course Leif Ericson (Norse) was here first and there is speculation that during the Ming Dinasty in China Admiral Zheng He discovered America long before the rest of them were even born.

So what was that quote of yours? Oh yeah "learn some history".

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